Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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