"it" just moved
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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