my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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