This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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