i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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