No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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