it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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