i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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