Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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