Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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