is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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