whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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