From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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