I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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