I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
so much tequila, so little girl.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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