Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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