okay pat passed out under dana's car
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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