dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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