She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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