she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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