guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
handjob tips. give me some.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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