i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
ttyl tear gas
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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