You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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