So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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