we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You were trust falling into bushes
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm really busy with my period
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