around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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