Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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