ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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