Have you finally orgasmed yet?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.