Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.