Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
