Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
