whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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