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Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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