Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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