i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize