she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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