I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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