My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Do plants get herpes?
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