i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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