Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I feel like a drive thru vagina
not ubering you a puppy
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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