another moral hangover. fuck.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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