He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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