Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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