I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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