Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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