Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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