I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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