his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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