I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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