woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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