I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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