I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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