Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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