Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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