You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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